- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves