Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Cancer

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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