- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

The GOV and the WHO?

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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