black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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