What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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