- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Whats white? A fridge

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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