- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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