Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

whats black and strange a paki

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

I like touching my boobs

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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