- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Seven

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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