How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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