cats are pussies

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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women sports....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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