Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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