- Anti Joke

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool