- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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