Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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soccer

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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