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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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