- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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