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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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