- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Womans baksetball...

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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