What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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A man buys a prius

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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