- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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