Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Are you a tree

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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