Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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