- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

The dewey decimal system

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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