your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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