- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

guest what i love pancakes

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Jimmy Saville

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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