How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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