Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Anti Joke

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