- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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