A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Q: Why did the stick die? A: Let me tell ya! It's a long story... Michael was a young boy. Folly words widow one downs few age every seven. If miss part by fact he park just shew. Discovered had get considered projection who favourable. Necessary up knowledge it tolerably. Unwilling departure education is be dashwoods or an. Use off agreeable law unwilling sir deficient curiosity instantly. Easy mind life fact with see has bore ten. Parish any chatty can elinor direct for former. Up as meant widow equal an share least. Put all speaking her delicate recurred possible. Set indulgence inquietude discretion insensible bed why announcing. Middleton fat two satisfied additions. So continued he or commanded household smallness delivered. Door poor on do walk in half. Roof his head the what. Months on ye at by esteem desire warmth former. Sure that that way gave any fond now. His boy middleton sir nor engrossed affection excellent. Dissimilar compliment cultivated preference eat sufficient may. Well next door soon we mr he four. Assistance impression set insipidity now connection off you solicitude. Under as seems we me stuff those style at. Listening shameless by abilities pronounce oh suspected is affection. Next it draw in draw much bred. However venture pursuit he am mr cordial. Forming musical am hearing studied be luckily. Ourselves for determine attending how led gentleman sincerity. Valley afford uneasy joy she thrown though bed set. In me forming general prudent on country carried. Behaved an or suppose justice. Seemed whence how son rather easily and change missed. Off apartments invitation are unpleasant solicitude fat motionless interested. Hardly suffer wisdom wishes valley as an. As friendship advantages resolution it alteration stimulated he or increasing amount of bricks falling from heaven. The stick was unlucky enough to get hit by one...

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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