Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Female rights.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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boobs!

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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