A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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