What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What the hell are you doing?

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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boobs!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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