- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Vaginal secretions

i am writing this because i felt like it.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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