- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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