- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

You were born.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

where is the world?

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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