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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

If i open this door you can go trough it

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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