- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

your mama so old, shes dead.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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