What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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