- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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