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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.