How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

I like touching my boobs

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

whats black and strange a paki

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Boys have swag, real men have class

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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