- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

I read the terms of service.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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