What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A train poops its pants.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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woman's rights

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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stuarts mum

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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