What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Ben Corbishley

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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School

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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