What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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