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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What is your bill about? Clinton

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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