Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

why did the man die? he had cancer

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

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