What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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