- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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