What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What does water smell like? water.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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