Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Penis.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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whats 7+4? 74

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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