If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Jack Stevens

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Men's rights

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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