Keanu Reaves

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

I can count to potato.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

i just pooped that is all!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What's an Anti Joke?

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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