Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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