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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What is your bill about? Clinton

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