Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

shut up elliot

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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