Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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