- Anti Joke

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Whats green? The color green.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.