My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

White men's rights

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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