What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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minorities

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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