Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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