- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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