- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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