How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Womans baksetball...

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

roy g biv

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

i like men but im not gay

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why did the

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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