- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??