yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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