- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

why dont they make black forks

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Chuck norris

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Abortion.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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