What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What's 1+1? 69.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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