What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Justin's life

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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world peace

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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