Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Christianity.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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belly button

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Shea's sty....

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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