Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Velcro. What a rip off.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

The Morman Religion.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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