- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

A kid has no friends.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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