Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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John Cena for president

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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