Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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