stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Robert Mugabe.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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