- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

The game.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

when debbie meets downer

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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